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(607): View more from New York

You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?

(405): View more from Oklahoma

No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.

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(954): View more from Florida

youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party

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(714): View more from California

Ikea night.

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Insert tab A into swedish slot B

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(513): View more from Ohio

i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.

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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping

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(707): View more from California

I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots

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You did like 8

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(479): View more from Arkansas

fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants

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I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.

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