you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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