Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize