I must be too annoying 4 u.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize