If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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