No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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