I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
