okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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