we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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