jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
