Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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