I molested 6 butterflies tonight
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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