I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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