i think my tv is drunk
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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