You surviving the open bar?
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i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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