Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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