i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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