I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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