just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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