In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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