Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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