just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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