ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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