I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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