what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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