I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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