What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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