So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
