"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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