You really coming over, don't trick.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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