So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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