Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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