dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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