Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Randomize
