I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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