I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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