Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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