i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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