Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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