I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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