Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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