Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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