He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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