Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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