I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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