You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I want to fling myself into the sun
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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