My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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