Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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