508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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