dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
