I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You've changed since you got that strap on
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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