This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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